friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

(via the-east-wind-cometh)

put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

(via my-flourish-and-blotts)

ichikun:

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: i will never achieve true closure and happiness until i know for a fact that chihiro and haku found each other again after the events of spirited away

(via officialmjolnir)

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

(via dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala)

the-lord-and-lady:

parties?
yeah i go to a lot of parties
one every night actually hahaha

they’re called slumber parties and i’m the only one invited

dirk-prince-of-heart:

psdo:

dreadfully-boring:

tearstainedashes:

thefancyphillip:

mystsaphyr:

snerpahsnerr:

2olluxii2liife:

peterbec:

A woman discovers her boyfriend’s terrible laundry secret

i

wasn’t expecting that

IT’S BACK.

IT’S BACK IT’S BACK

BEST EVER

I’M SO DONE

What…

What the actual fuck did I just watch?

I’m not sure what I was expecting

Oh thank god, I thought this had been lost in the bowels of the internet forever.

WATCH.

This will never get old to me ahahahha

(via weeping-angels-take-the-ponds)

tocifer:

stormiin-mormon:

Swag


happy accident

tocifer:

stormiin-mormon:

Swag

happy accident

(via my-flourish-and-blotts)

  • PSAT's: Do not post anything about the test online.
  • Students:
  • PSAT's: It is illegal and you could get in serious trouble if you do.
  • Students:
  • PSAT's: You could even be arrested for doing so.
  • Students: ......
  • PSAT's: DON'T YOU DARE-
  • Students: *creates PSAT Fandom*
  • PSAT's: NO!!
  • Students: *#PSAT is now trending on twitter*
  • PSAT's: I WILL DESTROY YOUR SCORE SHEET!!
  • Students: *start a cult that worships young sensei as their lord and savior*
  • PSAT's: I WILL BEDAZZLE YOU! AND MAKE YOU WRITE MORE PARAGRAPHS IN SCRIPT!
  • Students: B̴̟̼͟u̥̯̤̜̪̘͞t̡̨̜̝͔́ ̴̰̝̟h̰ͅa̶̬̥̱̹͖v̠̝̰͙̪́e҉̛̣̣̹͖̤̝̱̞͇ ̼̭̻̫̙̰́y̶̧͖̤͈͚o̰̳̞̯̝̖͠u̢̮̱͕͜ ̙̗̙̹͖r̰̬̤͘͢͝ͅe̬̹̰̼͓̬͓a̪̠̥͜l̨͇͚͉̪͎̫͘͞ḻ͇̦̪͓͢y̛͙̱ ̛͈͓̠͙̩̘̳ͅS̝̥̰̪͢E͏͖̭̘̮̼̩͡E̥̺̘̫͙͓͞N̴̲͔̼̣̯͚͟ ̸͇̱t̶̸̢̹̞͎̰̤̭̼̬̜h̺̯͈̤̤͙̺́͡e͏͍̪̻̩̀ͅ ̀҉̶̪̣̯̮͈G̤͔͙͍͍̤̻ŗ̩̬̞a͉̫͔̙͔͜n̴̶̝͔̺͟ḍ͓ ̙͓̟̪̻͍̙̠͙͝C͉͓̯̠̻̜̱̦͢͟a̧͘҉̙̳̗̖̖̞͙ṇ̶̭̜̱̱̳̰y͢҉̗̰̪̟̱̗̥͝o̷̢̙̬̟͖̲̩n̵͎͔̮̙̣?̶͍̟̰̠͖̀
  • me: *starts sobbing violently*
  • sat proctor: why are you crying?
  • me: i will never be able to see the grand canyon like Lopez de Cardenas
  • sat proctor:
  • sat proctor:
  • sat proctor:
  • sat proctor: im going to destroy your test